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Trivia: "JimmyBuffettology"

  • Jimmy's birthday is December 25 --born in Pascagoula, Mississippi, in 1946. Yes, he shares a birthday with a slightly-more-revered superstar (although Jesus' actual birth date is, in reality unknown -- December 25 is just his recognized birth date.)
  • On a related note: actor W.C. Fields died on Jimmy's birth date, December 25, 1946.
  • Despite earlier speculations, he is actually not related to the tycoon Warren Buffett, although they are friends.
  • Jimmy is also a writer, having written 4 best-selling books: Tales from Margaritaville, Where is Joe Merchant, A Pirate Looks at Fifty, and Swine Not. He is one of the very few writers who have reached #1 in the New York Times bestseller list, in both fiction and non-fiction categories.
  • As for movies, he had cameoed in the movies Repo Man, Congo, Hook, Hoot, and Cobb, and also appeared as himself in FM and Rancho Deluxe.
  • As for TV, he played a re-occuring role in Hawaii 5-O (2010 onward version) as a helicopter pilot named Frank Bama. That was the name of a character in his aforementioned novel, "Where is Joe Merchant?".
  • It has been reported that he was offered a cameo appearance in "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl", but he turned it down.
  • Jimmy is a licensed pilot. He was fortunately not on board on his own plane when it was shot at by Jamaican police in 1996. Police mistakenly thought the plane was carrying drugs. This was the inspiration for Jimmy's song, "Jamaica Mistaica".
  • Jimmy is also known as "Marvin Gardens" and "Freddie Fishsticks".

Source: Wikipedia


Pool Shark

Phunny Stuff

Overheard* in the Pub:

(*At least, in a parallel fictitious universe that's funnier than our own)

Pickup Lines (and Their Responses) Overheard
at the Station Pub in Riverbend:

Him: "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together."
Her: "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'F' and 'U' together."

He: "I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?"
She: "Yeah: Dial 1-800-EAT-CRAP!"

Male: "I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away."
Female: "You ain't seen nothin' yet -- watch what happens when I kick you in the crotch."

Man: "Why don't we get drunk and scr— [SLAP!] Ouch!!"


More Jokes:

Laughing WomanQ: What did Mac McAnally sing while Jimmy Buffett was backstage microwaving popcorn?

A: "Jimmy Popped Corn And I Don't Care!"

Side Note: The CalPHC Exec has subsequently banned webmaster Mark from writing his own jokes for the web page. (Ok, that ban didn't actually happen, but is bound to happen soon!...)

 

Another Laughing CoupleSmart Parrot:

A magician worked on a cruise ship.

The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one problem...

The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table,"
or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. it was, after all, the captain's parrot.

Then one stormy night, the ship sank.

The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.

This went on for a day and then another and then another.

Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and said, "OK, I give up. Where's the !#&@%!! ship?"

 

Riddle You This...

Q: What's an appropriate name for an Abba fan club?
A: The Bjorn Losers!

Q: What did the chief parrot say to the other parrots when the pet store caught on fire?
A: "Let's get the flock out of here!!"

 



Past Quotes of
the Month:

Here in Calgary, it's a 10 dollar fine for spitting on the sidewalk.
Puking is free!

-- Kirk Orr, Comedian

 

I will get by
I will get by
I will get by ---
I will survive

-- Jerry Garcia (lead singer of the Grateful Dead), died in 1995

 

The first purpose of alcohol is to make English your second language ..... The second purpose of alcohol is to make your brain a ! &*%! "Etch-a-Sketch!!"

-- Robin Williams

 

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

-- Rod Stewart

 

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

-- Henny Youngman

 

What is a "polyglot"? A "polyglot" is a parrot that was run over by a truck!

-- Steve Martin

 

Beauty is in the eye of
the beer-holder.

-- Adam Harvey,
Australian singer

 

Please stand for the national anthem...

-- Chuck Rose, guitarist,
as he was about to play "Margaritaville"

 

If you see a shark, you don't have to swim faster than the shark. You only have to swim faster than the person you're with.

-- Kevin Nealon

 

I went to the nude beach, but they didn't like me there. You're not supposed to wear anything, and I was wearing a video camera.

-- Dan St. Paul

 

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January -- only more intelligent.

-- Dave Barry

 

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger, and I realize: Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner.

-- Lynda Montgomery

 

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

-- Mark Twain

 

When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder, a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

-- Albert Einstein

 

The next statement is true:
The previous statement was false.

-- George Carlin

 

A tip for any Calgary Parrot Head Club members who might be competing in the Calgary Stampede:

"When you take the bull by the horns...what happens is a toss-up."

-- William Pett Ridge (British novelist)

 

How hot is it? It's so hot that I saw 2 palm trees fighting over a dog.

-- Rick Rockwell

 

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

-- George Burns

 

Alcohol is a very necessary article...It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

-- George Bernard Shaw

 

"I was going to buy a copy of 'The Power of Positive Thinking', and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?"

-- Ronnie Shakes

 

A woman drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.

-- W.C. Fields

 

Time that you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

-- T. S. Elliot

 


   

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